2008-05-13 : a scene while listening to the old 97s new cd
2008-05-06 : in which yours truly tries not to count unhatched chickens
2008-04-28 : some rambling to follow
2008-04-23 : re: stupid bullshit surrounding my favorite hobby
2008-04-22 : snot. brains.
2008-04-22 : snot. brains.
2008-04-20 : what's pain? french bread! what's fatigue? army clothes! what do we want? more more more!
2008-04-19 : it's all about the carefully laid-out zombie plan
2008-04-13 : everything changes, everything falls apart
2008-04-09 : "you always disappoint me - it's kinda like a running joke that's really not funny"
2008-03-26 : "don't wake up when you get this..."
2008-03-20 : fighting over stars
2008-03-13 : good is good
2008-03-10 : home again, home again
2008-03-06 : approved by moms
2008-03-05 : the squish factor
2008-03-03 : the higher you are, the harder you fall
2008-03-02 : "my convictions cannot lie"
2008-02-29 : "and i can't let it go, and i can't get through"
2008-02-27 : now is like whoa
2008-02-26 : "are you nervous?"
2008-02-25 : "the minor fall, the major lift"
2008-02-25 : "this time, this time, this time is fine just as it is"
2008-02-25 : here's to the totally unexpected
2008-02-19 : "and i've got nothing to prove this time, just something to show you"
2008-02-17 : "when you love somebody and bite your tongue all you get is a mouthful of blood"
2008-02-17 : myspace secret shows
2007-12-31 : "here's to another goddamn new year"
2007-10-09 : if only
2007-09-30 : "just learn how to sit inside your sadness, even if you're just sitting there alone"
2007-08-26 : "we are smoke"
2007-08-10 : "looking for a savior in these dirty streets"
2007-08-03 : "i only wanted more than i knew"
2007-08-02 : when it rains, it fucking torrents
2007-07-27 : "the falcon cannot hear the falconer"
2007-07-16 : spinning wheels
2007-07-12 : "while i was watching you did a slow dissolve"
2007-06-30 : everything i need to know i learned from roller derby...
2007-06-26 : subdivisions
2007-06-17 : "driving away from the wreck of the day and it's finally quiet in my head"
2007-06-17 : "driving away from the wreck of the day and it's finally quiet in my head"
2007-05-13 : 'cause i'm mr. brightside...
2007-05-10 : "and twisted thoughts that spin 'round my head"
2007-05-09 : "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
2007-04-15 : "the circus is falling down on its knees"
2007-03-31 : "funeral of a good girl"
2007-03-12 : bitches ain't shit
2007-03-09 : sabotage monster rises again
2007-03-05 : shut up and write already....yeesh....
2007-03-01 : "dream a little dream of me"
2007-02-09 : suddenly the world is purple, green, and gold...
2007-02-07 : commence freaking-out in 5...4...3...2...
2007-01-26 : hallelujah - i have seen the light!
2007-01-16 : 2007 is overrated...
2006-12-17 : "the great thing about being a referree: you never lose!"
2006-11-10 : "for once i want to be the car crash, not always just the traffic jam"
2006-10-07 : "derby is life"
2006-09-30 : "rinkwraiths vs. the carries on october 21st at mardi gras world!! be there dammit!
2006-09-18 : 'aints vs. the hor-nots
2006-08-19 : "so that's how you found me, rain falling around me..."
2006-08-03 : "ego tripping at the gates of hell"
2006-07-22 : "enjoy yourself--it's later than you think"
2006-07-11 : the latest--
2006-05-24 : "try not to let your pity party keep you up all night..."
2006-05-14 : "i will hold you close if you're afraid of heights"
2006-05-10 : "driving away from the wreck of the day..."
2006-05-06 : here's one for the grandkiddies...
2006-04-20 : just the same old, same old rolling along the riverside...
2006-04-08 : i hate when things are being sucky and i'm broke to boot...
2006-03-31 : this has been a theme in recent months...scary...
2006-03-29 : "this is my road to my redemption..."
2006-03-13 : "like a bat out of hell"
2006-03-11 : dear alberto...
2006-03-03 : Picture Time!!
2006-02-17 : the long and rambling of it all...
2006-01-26 : this is me drooling...
2006-01-16 : "extraordinary machine"
2006-01-05 : "would you like to hear about our specials?"
2006-01-02 : "danger, high voltage"
2005-12-31 : "god help you if you are a pheonix and you dare to rise up from the ash"
2005-12-27 : "young lady, you've got a proud walk"
2005-12-25 : "once upon a long ago"
2005-12-24 : god fucking bless us, every one...
2005-12-14 : where's a jazz funeral when you need one?
2005-12-13 : "dear isobelle, i hope you're well and what you've done is right"
2005-12-05 : "on the table were two ziplock baggies, containing her eyes and her smile"
2005-11-30 : "the bleeding heart show"
2005-11-28 : "from here you can almost see the sea"
2005-11-23 : Turkey Day 2005
2005-11-19 : "god help you if you are a pheonix and you dare to rise up from the ash"
2005-11-15 : "in this life like weeds"
2005-11-09 : resistance is futile--you will be assimilated
2005-11-06 : how i spent too much money this weekend...
2005-11-02 : "it's hard to remember we're alive for the first time"
2005-10-30 : "put out the fire in your head and lay with me tonight"
2005-10-26 : "there will be no girly-girls in my estro world"
2005-10-24 : secretary by day, swashbuckler by night! arrrgh!!
2005-10-22 : the new addition
2005-10-17 : "all these things that i've done"
2005-10-16 : "i got a question mark"
2005-10-14 : homehomehomehomehomehome
2005-10-08 : boys are icky and don't you forget it...
2005-10-07 : -
2005-10-01 : "nothing's gonna change my world..."
2005-09-22 : okay, hurrication is no longer any damn fun...
2005-09-17 : my second day in jackson, mississippi with no computer
2005-09-13 : mucking it out
2005-09-11 : from the bowels of the south...
2005-09-07 : "on the road again..."
2005-09-05 : please get me out of suburbia...
2005-08-31 : "do you know what it means to miss new orleans?"
2005-08-30 : "from a distance there are no guns, no bombs, and no diseases..."
2005-08-28 : the real meaning of "life's a bitch"
2005-08-23 : "save me, Geebus!"
2005-08-21 : "gold teeth and curse for this town"
2005-08-20 : dear parents
2005-08-19 : "i'll pay for everything, just let me put my pants on"
2005-08-18 : "you were laying on the carpet like you're satin in a coffin"
2005-08-16 : "and we all float on anyway"
2005-08-15 : "that's good news for anyone who loves bad news"
2005-08-14 : if you see a picture of my bra on the internet...
2005-08-11 : "my karma ran over your dogma"
2005-08-07 : "i'm a puppy for your love--forgive me"
2005-08-07 : "swing me way down south"
2005-07-31 : "but got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all"
2005-07-29 : "don't tell anybody the secrets i told you"
2005-07-26 : you lookin' at me?
2005-07-22 : "lay down and boogie and play that funky music till you die"
2005-07-22 : "i'll stop the world and melt with you"
2005-07-20 : rest in peace, James Doohan...
2005-07-17 : "how can i go home with nothing to say, and know you're going to look at me that way?"
2005-07-15 : "girls from 7-Eleven stay up all night - and i can get a discount"
2005-07-05 : "my girl, my girl, don't lie to me--tell me where did you sleep last night?"
2005-07-03 : "i'm warning you, don't ever do that crazy fucked up shit that you do"
2005-07-01 : "we got the land but they got the view"
2005-06-29 : today is a very good day
2005-06-28 : "i'm just a crosshair"
2005-06-25 : "love is good and love is kind...love is good and love is blind"
2005-06-24 : "'cause we are living in a material world and i am a material girl"
2005-06-21 : "you'll never know, dear, just how much i love you - you'll probably think was just my big excuse"
2005-06-20 : "i bit one off and you came back again"
2005-06-19 : "goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go"
2005-06-15 : "you and me wearing rain coats"
2005-06-13 : "but we are not snakes and what's more we never will be"
2005-06-12 : "i go out walkin' after midnight under the moonlight..."
2005-06-11 : "you were my modulation, and that's what you will always be"
2005-06-05 : "you always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting"
2005-06-02 : "everything that keeps us together is falling apart"
2005-05-29 : "what part of your heart exists without science?"
2005-05-26 : guess what time it is...
2005-05-25 : "paper thin walls"
2005-05-23 : "this fire is out of control--we're gonna burn this city, burn this city"
2005-05-22 : "do you believe what you're saying? yeah right now but not that often..."
2005-05-19 : happy underwear shopping day!
2005-05-16 : why everyone should come live with me in new orleans...
2005-05-16 : why everyone should come live with me in new orleans...
2005-05-10 : all in a day's debauchery...
2005-05-08 : back in the land of hills and evergreens and pacific ocean...
2005-05-01 : bad things happen in threes...?
2005-04-30 : "you could see me reaching so why couldn't you have met me half way?"
2005-04-30 : happy fucking birthday to me, motherfuckers...
2005-04-28 : "i'm just a box, just a box in a cage"
2005-04-26 : "as life gets longer, awful feels softer, well it feels pretty soft to me..."
2005-04-24 : "i backed my car into a cop car the other day..."
2005-04-19 : "there is a diner on a corner where i'll meet you and your friends too"
2005-04-18 : ahem...
2005-04-14 : "but all i ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you"
2005-04-13 : "broken down and hungry for your love with no way to feed it"
2005-04-12 : "and it's true we named our children after towns that we've never been to"
2005-04-07 : "i am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images"
2005-04-03 : "you know it's a mad mission, under difficult conditions"
2005-04-02 : "what kind of scale compares the weight of two beauties, the gravity of duties, or the groundspeed of joy?"
2005-03-27 : the snot monster is coming for your soul!
2005-03-25 : tank girl is tired of being a receptionist
2005-03-24 : "this space intentionally left blank"
2005-03-21 : "and we were done done done with all the fuck fuck fuckin' around"
2005-03-19 : "question everything. learn something. answer nothing." - euripides
2005-03-14 : "are you dead or are you sleeping?"
2005-03-13 : "and we'll all float on ok, and we'll all float on anyway"
2005-03-12 : "but who would wanna be such a control freak?"
2005-03-08 : "you can't keep standing at the station pretending your being met"
2005-03-07 : how mardi gras has changed my life - a photo essay in progress
2005-03-06 : "i'm getting old and i need something to rely on"
2005-03-03 : "the country that invented paper has finally found a good use for it!"
2005-03-01 : all the cool kids are doing it
2005-02-27 : "if the world's at large, why should i remain?"
2005-02-25 : the song that instantly has become my favorite ever
2005-02-24 : "i think i'm drunk enough to drive you home now"
2005-02-22 : "drinking champagne from a paper cup is never quite the same"
2005-02-20 : my my my my my boogy shoes
2005-02-19 : the triumphant return of rollergirl!
2005-02-12 : sick tank girl does not care what you think
2005-02-10 : "yesterday i got so old it made me want to cry"
2005-02-09 : "and i'm much too young to feel this damn old"
2005-02-06 : "Krewe of Spooooning 2005"
2005-02-03 : krewe of babylon and knights of chaos
2005-01-30 : i am younger than everyone i meet these days...
2005-01-28 : with love, to oshun and pygmalion...
2005-01-27 : another thursday night with my chicken salad and bad television...
2005-01-23 : "jane says have you seen my wig around?"
2005-01-22 : ??
2005-01-14 : this is me doing the i-got-a-job booty dance
2005-01-13 : "you can play these songs with chords"
2005-01-11 : i know i shouldn't spend money but...
2005-01-09 : "sometimes we all feel stupid, we say the wrong things, you're not the only one"
2005-01-05 : i only get insomnia over the miniscule dillemas in life
2004-12-31 : what lone craft geeks do on new years eve
2004-12-29 : yadda yadda yadda
2004-12-28 : because i'm a photo junkie
2004-12-25 : merry x-mas to all and to all a goodnight from me and louis "satchmo" armstrong
2004-12-24 : it wouldn't be a hooch family christmas without the screeching of self-important harpies
2004-12-22 : is there such thing as a professional snubber?
2004-12-20 : isn't the Solstice tomorrow?
2004-12-18 : some people just bring out the worst in everybody
2004-12-17 : i hate impending unemployment
2004-12-14 : The Life and Times of a United Way accounting slave
2004-12-08 : "welcome to the planet"
2004-12-06 : "she just stood there on the front porch waiting for her will to come and get her"
2004-12-04 : i feel cheezy
2004-12-02 : zingmagazine...a curatorial crossing
2004-11-30 : "it was only a kiss...it was only a kiss"
2004-11-23 : "you are a china shop and i am a bull"
2004-11-20 : "and then one day she looked around her and everything up till then was showing and she wondered 'how did i get here, without even knowing where i was going?'"
2004-11-17 : "lumina, come and wrap around me"
2004-11-15 : "do what makes you happy--don't listen to what they say..."
2004-11-07 : what if i go tomorrow and he never shows up?
2004-11-06 : got gumbo?
2004-11-03 : "and it all seems so odd sometimes and the odds all seem stacked..."
2004-10-28 : "Is this about the rainbows?"
2004-10-27 : my guts are all jumbled up and running away with me
2004-10-24 : "smile like you mean it"
2004-10-20 : "somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year..."
2004-10-12 : "I don't think I'll be 'servicing' anybody, thanks. I'm pretty sure that's not in the United Way job description."
2004-10-08 : here's to avoiding another stolen election...
2004-10-05 : i left my shoe in the freezer and now i can't keep my fingers on straight
2004-09-28 : "i may have lived with them but they certainly didn't raise one" - on republicans
2004-09-27 : in which i will write as little about hurricanes as possible because they are butt monkies and i hate them...
2004-09-25 : we are so small, we are so helpless...
2004-09-16 : evacuation is good until you have to go back
2004-09-13 : if new orleans falls into the ocean, i won't be there to see it
2004-09-06 : "i am spinning with longing faster than a roullette wheel"
2004-09-01 : Hi, my name is Hooch and I ask people for money for a living...
2004-08-28 : anger management much?
2004-08-26 : "outside the door, it followed me home..."
2004-08-23 : "so he did what he could but he had to subscribe to the rules of the tribe"
2004-08-22 : "...it's just that i'm a yuppie fuck...yes indeed i am ...really..."
2004-08-12 : let me tell you a story about my invisible boyfriend...
2004-08-09 : "the sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it"
2004-08-08 : "but everything looks perfect from far away...come down now, they'll say..."
2004-08-08 : "but everything looks perfect from far away...come down now, they'll say..."
2004-08-04 : more than you ever wanted to know about a teenage girl's bathroom...
2004-08-03 : "every time a gay baby is born, a drag queen gets its wings!"
2004-07-29 : a handful of things in no particular order to fill the space between then and now
2004-07-28 : "beatrice and lemony: love conquers nearly everything"
2004-07-27 : why artsy people are cool
2004-07-26 : is there a rewind button here somewhere? do i get to start over?
2004-07-23 : things to do on a friday night in new orleans when you're lonely and unemployed
2004-07-18 : this is because i have very little better to do
2004-07-08 : "i'm not worthy of you, you're not worthy of me"
2004-07-04 : this is the fourth of july not in florida but alone in new orleans
2004-06-20 : Oh yeah and did I mention...?
2004-06-12 : so this is how this real life shit starts...
2004-06-06 : "mostly my generation wouldn't be caught dead working for the man..."
2004-06-03 : The Atkins Diet is coming for your soul!
2004-06-01 : i will make it fit because it has to fit, fucker
2004-05-24 : how to make an action hero blush and bemoan his lost anonymity...
2004-05-18 : the repercussions of everything are starting to sink in...so now what?
2004-05-17 : Which Homeric hero are you?
2004-05-13 : tying up the loose ends
2004-05-11 : "don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down whether or not you ever show up?"
2004-05-03 : Happy Belated 22nd Birthday to Me!!
2004-04-27 : We're going to New Orleans and you can't come with us!! Bye losers!
2004-04-25 : "bones sinking like stones, all that we fall for...homes, places we've grown, all of us are done for...and we live in a beautiful world..."
2004-04-24 : Can't cry. Gotta write a paper.
2004-04-21 : This is me doing the I-Love-My-Thesis-Sooo-Much dance...
2004-04-20 : this is me staring at the walls as though staring at them will keep them from falling down
2004-04-19 : speaking of Tommy Chen's dreams coming true...
2004-04-18 : "this is me unconscious"
2004-04-12 : "and i know all the games you play because i play them too"
2004-04-07 : ...and so the countdown to the end begins...
2004-04-05 : "0 days without pulling an all-nighter"
2004-04-03 : maybe this weirdness has nothing to do with my thesis but it gives me something to harp on...
2004-03-31 : the growing up part of this game is sneaking up very very fast...
2004-03-30 : "they got a secret they're getting ready to tell..."
2004-03-25 : because nothing interesting is happening and i'm tired and you hate america...
2004-03-24 : whatever you do, don't look down--fear nothing, love everyone...
2004-03-20 : this is me plotting gushy gross brain cell exploding revenge...
2004-03-17 : Tank Girl needs to go on a baseball bat rampage...
2004-03-16 : live live live from the Estrodome...
2004-03-15 : all the rumors are quite probably true so there's no denying anything...
2004-03-11 : In preparation for the Return of the Bastard Child of the Lost Weekend...
2004-03-10 : The AAMAS lives on...
2004-03-09 : but what will i wear?
2004-03-08 : "the UnderToad is coming! the UnderToad is coming!"
2004-03-06 : we're either crazy or turning into raccoons...
2004-03-03 : brought to you by the producers of Attack of the Killer Uterus--in theaters now!
2004-02-28 : What would Tank Girl do?
2004-02-27 : "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
2004-02-23 : The three-fold law and I aren't on such good terms right now...
2004-02-21 : equalizing
2004-02-20 : grumpity grump grump grump
2004-02-19 : It's time to send out the Diaryland APB
2004-02-17 : "in which my angry vagina takes on the world with a baseball bat"
2004-02-16 : "just like honey"
2004-02-11 : My Angry Vagina will shove something jagged and unpleasant between your eyes if you even try to fuck with me, you fuckers.
2004-02-10 : "Vagina is for lovers"
2004-02-08 : A proud member of the Attractive Asian Men Appreciation Society
2004-02-07 : If this were really Punk Rawk Land we would all be really fucked up.
2004-02-06 : "When the violence against women stops I will change my name to Gladys Seagleman."
2004-02-01 : sometimes you just gotta sprout a couple extra guts and then it looks easy...
2004-01-29 : Some things never change.
2004-01-25 : In which yours truly rambles like a big mush ball dork face...
2004-01-22 : someone tell me why i'm such a wreck this week
2004-01-15 : Wow--i didn't expect to do well on this quiz...
2004-01-02 : "Time will tell you, baby, what you can't hear now"
2003-12-31 : I've been home too long for my own good.
2003-12-28 : Some days I wish that she'd never been born.
2003-12-20 : Spawn--what American's are made of...
2003-12-16 : What I did today...
2003-12-12 : I'm only cranky because I'm hormonal and my sinuses hurt and my life is always on hold.
2003-12-01 : My thesis is kicking my ass from the inside out.
2003-11-29 : insert plucky title line here
2003-11-24 : r.i.p. JB
2003-11-18 : dance, dance magic pants
2003-11-13 : beating off the i-hate-myselfs one justification at a time
2003-11-09 : "i love us both but i don't feel good so i keep pulling over and looking under the hood"
2003-11-06 : "i see you and i'm so unsatisfied, i see you and i dilate"
2003-10-23 : It's time I got motivated to stop complaining and actually do something worth doing.
2003-10-12 : I blame Rocky.
2003-10-05 : funny how things just fade that way...
2003-09-28 : "snow flurries over new orleans"
2003-09-17 : BAH!
2003-09-12 : "i don't want to hear you explain, i don't want to hear you cry"
2003-09-02 : "The Fifth Commandment is to humor thy father and mother."
2003-09-01 : doing the things that can't be done 'cause it's labor day you stupid moron
2003-08-27 : Those stories and more, at 11.
2003-07-31 : dear you
2003-06-05 : There's no place like not at home...
2003-05-22 : "every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn"
2003-05-16 : "and you're at the arctic circle playing strip poker"
2003-05-15 : regenbogen hell
2003-05-07 : a to b to c to z...a to b to c to z...a to b to c to z
2003-05-05 : purity test results ici
2003-05-03 : some days you just don't want to play alone
2003-05-01 : Bon anniversaire a moi, bon anniversaire a moi...
2003-04-27 : I like the occasional burst of popularity
2003-04-25 : "when she walks the revolution's coming, in her hips there's revolution..."
2003-04-24 : "before you can read me you got to learn how to see me"
2003-04-20 : "how many days disappear?"
2003-04-18 : "there's life outside your mother's garden...there's life beyond your wildest dreams"
2003-04-10 : "just for the record there is no record"
2003-04-03 : Why couldn't I have been born to disgustingly rich parents who live only to spoon-feed and dump money on their lazy-ass children?
2003-03-30 : the world would be a less cluttered place without this entry
2003-03-27 : dreaming about oceans
2003-03-23 : Here's to waking up in a world where we take responsibility for our actions, learn from our mistakes, don't settle for apathy, and learn to clean up after ourselves...
2003-03-21 : "Beware my friends. They beat the gate to the same old tune, for they have seen Satan, and they mean well, and they are goons." - Stan Rice
2003-03-16 : "i'm not no crocadile who lives in the zoo in cage the length and bredth of his body"
2003-03-14 : "what do you want me to do to let you know that i do mean it?"
2003-03-12 : "...take this pink ribbon off my eyes--i'm exposed and it's no big surprise...don't you think i know exactly where i stand? this world is forcing me to hold your hand..."
2003-03-09 : "what do you want from this lifetime? how does your storyline flow? when you finally get to the punchline, where will the applause sign go?
2003-03-04 : "who's gonna give a shit? who's gonna take the call? when you find out that the road ahead is painted on the wall?"
2003-03-01 : "i'm learning to expect nothing and to accept most everything as temporary"
2003-02-23 : "make a cardboard crown for him"
2003-02-20 : "love me two times, baby, love me twice today"
2003-02-16 : Ladies and Gentlemen, we have discovered the lost weekend...
2003-02-16 : everybody row, everybody row
2003-02-14 : I should be in a much better mood than this but fuck--
2003-02-11 : "you are invited by anyone to do anything, you are invited for all time"
2003-02-07 : New College, I lovehatelovehate you, you fucked-up experiamental bastard love child of the beatnik-flower power generations...
2003-02-05 : "I hate and I love. Maybe you ask how I can do it. I don't know, but I feel it happen, and it's excruciating." - Catullus
2003-02-05 : "so pardon me while i burst into flames, i've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games"
2003-02-03 : "baby's black balloon makes her fly"
2003-01-26 : "now there's a whole lotta singing that's never gonna be heard"
2003-01-23 : "dragon's tales and the water is wide, pirates sale and lost boys fly, fish bite moonbeams every night and i love you"
2003-01-21 : "you can doubt anything if you think about it long enough, cause what happened always adjusts to fit what happened after that, and it's hard to feel like you are free"
2003-01-20 : "are these the sweet sounds that called the young sailors?"
2003-01-16 : this is the part where the holy light of destiny shines down from heaven
2003-01-11 : how to behave like a lost and lonely army spouse in seven days or less
2003-01-04 : We will shock and amaze the world with our incredible ability to read a map!
2002-12-30 : all army housing over here really is the same no matter where you go
2002-12-26 : "now i don't have to tell you how slow the night can go, i know you've watched for the light"
2002-12-23 : "your clothes never wear as well the next day and your hair never falls in quite the same way and you never seem to run out of things to say"
2002-12-22 : "...that's just part of the deal, that's the way i feel..."
2002-12-16 : "happiness is not a fish that you can catch"
2002-12-14 : "and if i don't answer i'm calling the moon"
2002-12-10 : "you can't change the way she feels but you could put your arms around her"
2002-12-09 : "maenads, martyrs, matrons, monastics"
2002-12-08 : Bah. Hum. Bug. Mother. Fuckin'. Blah.
2002-12-07 : what is best? : cuddling, friends, philosophy, getting there, being there, loving every minute.
2002-12-04 : "i've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks"
2002-12-03 : the dangers of photo albums and other stories of pointlessness
2002-12-02 : "and what if there are no damsels in distress? what if i knew that and i called your bluff?"